Prince loves classic cars almost as much as he loves bums. “Girl, you got an ass like I never seen/And the ride, I say the ride is so smooth/You must be a limousine” – Little Red Corvette – Prince Congrats to Marvin for managing to equate a trip to the hospital with shagging. One of the hottest songs ever made, it still has some of the weirdest lyrics. “Soon we’ll be making it, honey/I’ll be feeling fine/You’re my medicine, open up and let me in/Darling, you’re so great, I can’t wait for you to operate” – Marvin Gaye – Sexual Healing Bet E L James had this turned up to 11 when she was writing the book. There’s definitely some proto 50 Shades of Grey action happening in Madonna’s S&M loving single. “Once you put your hand in the flame/You can never be the same/There’s a certain satisfaction/In a little bit of pain” – Erotic – Madonna “I feel like makin’/Feel like makin’ love/Feel like makin’ love/Feel like makin’ love/Feel like makin’ love to you” – Feel Like Makin’ Love – Bad CompanyĪlright, Paul Rodgers! We get it! You’re horny! No need to bang on about it. He’s a thorough lover, we’ll give him that and that’s probably why Ladies Love Cool James. “It’s the first time together and I’m feeling kinda horny/Conventional methods of making love kinda bore me/I wanna knock your block off, get my rocks off/Blow your socks off, make sure your G spots soft” – Doin’ It – LL Cool J Soul smoothie Frank Ocean gets freaky in this epic track, which begins in ancient Egypt and ends up in a strip club in Las Vegas. “You showed up after work I’m bathing your body/Touch you in places only I know/You’re wet and you’re warm just like our bathwater/Can we make love before you go” – Pyramids – Frank Ocean
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“Screwing may be the only way that I can truly be free from my fucked up reality/So I dream and stroke it harder, ’cause its so fun to see my face staring back at me/I don’t know your fucking name/So what? Let’s fuck” – ADIDAS – Korn “Phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha/You do or you don’t or you will or won’t ya/Go downtown and eat it like a vulture” – Work It – Missy ElliottĪ cunnilingus classic, we also get to hear about Missy Elliott’s pubic landscaping in this explicit hip hop party starter. These folk music-making hippies weren’t just practicing free love, they were penning odes to it to, as this song about threesomes proves. “So you see what we can do/Is to try something new/If you’re crazy too and I don’t really see/Why can’t we go on as three?” – Triad – The Byrds “Fingertips are burning/Can I touch you there/Soft as velvet, eyes can see/Bring me close to ecstasy” – Soft As Snow, But Warm Inside – My Bloody ValentineĬold shower for My Bloody Valentine, stat!
Like Ryan Gosling after 20 minutes spent rolling around in a dumpster. One of the straight up sexiest songs of all time, Portishead’s creepy, crawly ballad is beautiful and filthy all in one. “I’m so tired of playing/Playing with this bow and arrow/Gonna give my heart away/Leave it to the other girls to play” – Glory Box – Portishead I know, we’re thinking the same thing – can’t wait to introduce her to the parents! “I knew a girl named Nikki/I guess you could say she was a sex fiend/I met her in a hotel lobby/Masturbating with a magazine” – Darling Nikki – Prince And if they are, we hope they’re wearing gloves when they hand over our pain au chocolat.
We’re pretty sure that AC/DC aren’t singing about a visit to the patisserie here. “Let me put my love into you babe/Let me cut your cake with my knife” – Let Me Put My Love Into You – AC/DC Tre Cool’s country ditty is an absolute filth-fest. This is what happens when you let a punk rock drummer sing a song. “I want you to slap me and call me naughty/Put a beltsander against my skin/I want to feel pain all over my body/Can’t wait to be punished for my sins” – Dominated Love Slave – Green Day We’ve rounded up the 50 filthiest lyrics of all time.
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